5 points - Love fool Cheryl Cole has slapped a 6 month sex ban on her cheating hubby Ashley. She's decided to give the love rat a second chance after he cheated on her numerous times but has told him she can't bear the thought of him touching her. Ashley had no choice but to agree to the rule as he tries to woo his sexy wife back. It looks like after 6 months, getting their marriage back on track won't be the only thing thats hard...
4 points - Chantelle Houghton just can't put her new boobs away. The Z-lister continued on her quest to become the new Jordan as she popped out of her pink mini-dress while partying at Embassy nightclub in London. But Jordan unsurprisingly isn't happy about the telly tart being compared to her. She said, "Chantelle isn't me. She's never going to do all of what I do. I've been there, done it and bought the T-shirts, with the boobs packed in." So, it looks like Chantelle is just going to have to settle with being a cheap wannabe, although she seems to be doing that well already.
3 points - Harry Potter star Emma Watson is growing up fast. The 17 year old was spotted snogging the face off her new boyfriend at the aftershow party for the Empire Awards on Sunday night. The lucky lad is not a celebrity and when asked how he managed to get to grips with cutie Emma he said, "I don't know. I'm a nobody. I work in admin." The couple left the club seperately but met up at her hotel afterwards where they both spent the night. Emma said, "I'm really happy. I'm not sure if he is 'the one' just yet, we've only been going out for 3 weeks, but its brilliant at the moment. He is a friend of a friend." Well, with Emma clearly besotted with this mystery guy, it seems she's not the only one around here who can work magic!
2 points - Jordan seems to have let her hair down after months of recovering from her latest surgeries. The glamour girl was spotted on a night out in Liverpool with WAG Alex Curran. The orange pair had been on a Scouse pub crawl with Natasha Hamilton. However, things didn't run so smoothly when Jordan clearly let the cocktails get the better of her and she fell off a kerb. Alex came to the rescue though and helped her friend into a taxi which took them back to the mansion Alex shares with Steven Gerrard. A drunken, scantily-clad Jordan staying the night, I bet Stevie didn't mind at all!
1 point - Jonny Vegas has divorced his wife on the grounds of her "irrational and unpredictable behaviour." Divorce papers have revealed that the chubby funnyman's marriage to Kitty Donnelly came to a head in 2003 when she spent the day drinking then went on to be "abusive and aggressive" to Jonny boy throughout the evening and into the night. The odd pair have a 4 year old son together and so gave their marriage another go in 2005 but within days realised they couldn't stand being together. Vegas has moved up to his native St Helens in Merseyside while the ex missus gets to keep the North London home they shared. Maybe the loveable fatboy will be going on a diet now he's free and single and on the pull.
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3 comments:
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT... CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK !!!!!!
what a fantastic start to the week to read something that has creativity and wit will keep looking at yur website weekly
Jordan was staying on the same road as charl?! nuts!!
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