Todays chart...

5 points - Victoria Beckham is apparantly furious after seeing a picture of her hubby David with a mystery blonde in a nightclub. The LA Galaxy star was out partying with his teammates at the Circle Club in Seoul. Beckham was then mobbed by a group of women who were chanting "sexy Beckham" and one pretty blonde managed to throw her arms around him and give him a hug. Judging by the photo, David didn't seem to mind at all. Posh, however, did mind as David had promised her when they moved to LA that there would be no partying in nightclubs without her. So, seeing the pic of her fella out in a club with another woman all over him was a real kick in the teeth for snobby spice. But David obviously didn't feel too bad about it at the time as he and his goldenballs stayed out partying til 4am. Don't worry though Vic, I hear David didn't visit the Loos once all night.
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4 points - Britney Spears has managed to fall out with more people this year than she's had hot dinners. And judging by some recent unflattering photos of the crazy star, thats quite a record to beat. What with her getting rid of gold-digging Brummie boyfriend Adnan Ghalib and useless "manager" Sam Lufti, not to mention her controversial bust up with Alicia Silverstone. But her latest enemy is apparantly our very own Victoria Beckham. The pair have never been friends as last year Britney was overheard saying she didn't want to sit next to Posh when they were both at the same event in a posh LA hotel. Posh was said to fuming about the snub and has only now taken revenge. Vic spoke out at the launch of her new denim range saying, "I'm a control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I'm not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying: 'Sell this perfume.' This is a real passion of mine." But I'm sure being bad mouthed by Posh Spice is the least of Brit's worries at the moment. Her father Jamie is continuing to manage her finances and is allegedly giving her just £750 a week to live on. Now thats unfair on his chubby daughter. How on earth she's even managing to feed herself on that, I don't know. Latest Britney news at The Sun.



3 points - Nadine Coyle seems to be forgetting her roots and snubbing the UK for a fancy new life in LA. She has also sent rumours of a split for Girls Aloud into overdrive by claiming she no longer thinks of Britain as home. The Irish singer has properties in California, including a Mexican restaurant and an Irish bar, which she invested in while she was dating Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe and spending most of her time across the pond. But even now the pretty songbird and her sexy hunk have called time on their relationship, Nadine is still choosing to stay in the US. She even missed the BRIT awards last month, saying she lost her passport and so was stuck in the States. But, she recently gave an insight into what she's really thinking by saying, "LA is my home now and the UK is where I work. I don't see the UK as home anymore." Looks like spending all that time in LA LA Land has really gone to her head...



2 points - Kids TV character Basil Brush is under police investigation. Cops are looking into a complaint of racism against a TV programme featuring the puppet. A 'traveller' reported seeing a gypsy woman on the show trying to sell Basil heather and wooden pegs. A spokesman for Northamptonshire police confirmed they received the complaint which was logged as "an incident of a racist nature." And as ridiculous as it sounds, the vice-chairman of the Southern England Traveller Network even likened the programme to the Black and White Minstrel Show. He also went on to say, "We are fed up with making complaints about stereotypical comments about us in words that we find racist or offensive." Sounds like someone needs to get a life...



1 point - Funny man Noel Fielding has said he has a morbid fear of crayons. The oddball comic is said to have been jabbed in the eye with a crayola whilst he was playing outside frozen food emporium Bejams in the 1970s. Apparantly it was also an extremely vivid fuschia colour, which may explain his unusually drab and mainly black dress sense. Last year Noel was rumoured to be dating Pixie Geldof, Bob's then 16 year old daughter. I wonder what he did with her, cos they obviously weren't playing colouring in.

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Breaking celeb news...

Well it looks like Mel B is still enjoying married life with her shady hubby Stephen Belafonte as she gets up close and personal with him on holiday in Miami. Scary Spice relaxed and sipped cocktails while she wrapped her legs around her convicted wife beater lover. Mel looked amazing in a white bikini but cheapened the look by chain smoking all day. Ah well, maybe its the stress of having such a hard life eh Mel...
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Breaking celeb news...

Cheryl Cole has allowed her cheating hubby Ashley to have a night out with the lads just days after deciding to give their marriage another go. Ashley attended a fundraising event at Emporio Armani in London with his Chelsea team mates John Terry and Frank Lampard. However, I doubt Cheryl will be pleased to see the pics of Ashley leaving the party looking a little worse for wear. So much for being on his best behaviour from now on...
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Breaking celeb news...

Kerry Katona's idiotic husband Mark Croft seems to think he can worm his way back into her good books by wearing a fake pregnant tummy and boobs. The layabout was pictured out shopping wearing the empathy belly with cameras for the couple's show Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love following his every move. Earlier this month it was revealed that Croft cheated on Kerry with a brunette just a mile away from their Cheshire home. But Kerry has failed to ditch her gold-digging fella who apparantly admitted he was only with her for the money, and has just bought him a brand new ferrari. Looks like with a leach like that in her life we'll have to keep suffering those Iceland adverts for some time yet...
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Today's chart...

5 points - Love fool Cheryl Cole has slapped a 6 month sex ban on her cheating hubby Ashley. She's decided to give the love rat a second chance after he cheated on her numerous times but has told him she can't bear the thought of him touching her. Ashley had no choice but to agree to the rule as he tries to woo his sexy wife back. It looks like after 6 months, getting their marriage back on track won't be the only thing thats hard...

4 points - Chantelle Houghton just can't put her new boobs away. The Z-lister continued on her quest to become the new Jordan as she popped out of her pink mini-dress while partying at Embassy nightclub in London. But Jordan unsurprisingly isn't happy about the telly tart being compared to her. She said, "Chantelle isn't me. She's never going to do all of what I do. I've been there, done it and bought the T-shirts, with the boobs packed in." So, it looks like Chantelle is just going to have to settle with being a cheap wannabe, although she seems to be doing that well already.

3 points - Harry Potter star Emma Watson is growing up fast. The 17 year old was spotted snogging the face off her new boyfriend at the aftershow party for the Empire Awards on Sunday night. The lucky lad is not a celebrity and when asked how he managed to get to grips with cutie Emma he said, "I don't know. I'm a nobody. I work in admin." The couple left the club seperately but met up at her hotel afterwards where they both spent the night. Emma said, "I'm really happy. I'm not sure if he is 'the one' just yet, we've only been going out for 3 weeks, but its brilliant at the moment. He is a friend of a friend." Well, with Emma clearly besotted with this mystery guy, it seems she's not the only one around here who can work magic!

2 points - Jordan seems to have let her hair down after months of recovering from her latest surgeries. The glamour girl was spotted on a night out in Liverpool with WAG Alex Curran. The orange pair had been on a Scouse pub crawl with Natasha Hamilton. However, things didn't run so smoothly when Jordan clearly let the cocktails get the better of her and she fell off a kerb. Alex came to the rescue though and helped her friend into a taxi which took them back to the mansion Alex shares with Steven Gerrard. A drunken, scantily-clad Jordan staying the night, I bet Stevie didn't mind at all!

1 point - Jonny Vegas has divorced his wife on the grounds of her "irrational and unpredictable behaviour." Divorce papers have revealed that the chubby funnyman's marriage to Kitty Donnelly came to a head in 2003 when she spent the day drinking then went on to be "abusive and aggressive" to Jonny boy throughout the evening and into the night. The odd pair have a 4 year old son together and so gave their marriage another go in 2005 but within days realised they couldn't stand being together. Vegas has moved up to his native St Helens in Merseyside while the ex missus gets to keep the North London home they shared. Maybe the loveable fatboy will be going on a diet now he's free and single and on the pull.

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Today's chart...

Britney Spears has finally dumped her British paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, after finding saucy texts on his phone from another woman. But before she chucked him out of her Hollywood home, she grabbed his new £300 iPhone and chucked it in her swimming pool! Go girl!


"Celebrity" Rebecca Loos is launching a pop career. Famous for apparantly romping with David Beckham, she is releasing a single appropriately called Your Boyfriend and surprise, surprise its about stealing another girl's fella. She is one classy woman.


Kerry Katona's husband Mark Croft has cheated on her again and said he is only with Kerry for the money. Layabout Croft had sex with Samantha Riaz at a hotel just a mile away from the home he and Kerry share together. The love rat kept a secret mobile which he used to text Samantha and arrange sex sessions with her when Kerry wasn't around. Last August Croft cheated on Kerry with a barmaid while she was pregnant with their daughter Heidi. Surely now is the right time to get rid once and for all Kerry!



East 17 singer Brian Harvey has been banned from driving after going 138mph down the motorway. Harvey denied the charge and said the police had got the wrong car but when the magistrate told him he was banned from driving for 6 months and ordered him to pay a £150 fine and £240 court costs, Harvey said, "The magistrates were very lenient and I appreciate that." Get your story straight next time Brian.

1 point - Chantelle "I want to be Jordan" Houghton has been pictured on a boozy night out with her 32DD fake boobs hanging out of her barely there dress and getting into a car with Jennifer Ellison's shady ex-boyfriend Tony Richardson. Chantelle has put her recent dramatic image change down to her split with "control freak" hubby Preston. However, its one thing getting over a failed marriage but its another thing making a big tit out of yourself!

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Thats the chart for today, more tomorrow...